Any name, pseudonym, nickname, or gamertag. Just don’t make me guess
No spam. No newsletters. Just dessert diplomacy
I promise not to do the math. The year just helps me send the *right kind* of birthday food pics. Sparkles optional. Flavor guaranteed.
You can say “banana cream pie” or you can say “an edible hug from my childhood.” Both are valid.
Birthdays, breakups, bakeoffs, revenge parties... I don't judge
Tell me now so I don't accidentally offend your pancreas
Be honest. "ASAP" is fine, but so is "sometime before the apocalypse"
Flattery works. Puns work. Promising to name your firstborn after me *might* work

I consent to receive emails from Jordan related to my craving submission — like “I’m making your pie!” or “The oven’s full this week.” I understand this is a passion-powered project, not a bakery, and that submitting a craving doesn’t guarantee anything. My request will be lovingly reviewed — like a ticket in the Flavor Lottery. If the stars (and Jordan’s schedule) align, I just might get lucky.

I’d like to receive occasional updates from Jordan about surprise bakes, secret menu experiments, and upcoming ideas like:

– Wizard Pup Baking Academy (yes, dogs and dough)

– Heart-Happy Comfort Food (flavorful, doctor-approved)

– Pie Therapy Wednesdays (because healing happens in layers)

Emails will be rare, but worth it. Like a perfectly crisp cookie edge.

Not in the mood to submit a craving right now? No worries.
Just leave your name, email, and birthday and I’ll add you to the VIP snack list — you’ll get the occasional food update and, on your birthday, a celebratory email full of dessert pics to drool over.
Zero spam. Maximum flavor.